Wow did we neglect you all this time?

So yeah it's been 10 months and we haven't posted anything I feel bad...
The band went strong for about 6 months but we kinda fell apart due to lack of being able to dedicate time to playing music.

You can follow me on twitter at @ttabackman

I really got in to Collegehumor now which is hilarious. As for the high school graduation exams I've finished with half of them and Avi is starting his. Yes I passed Hebrew Grammar (Just barely) and am now working on History which I think is a bitch although Avi would beg to differ.

The new Call of Duty is coming out soon Modern Warfare 2 is the sequel to the first one which I spent nearly 500 hours playing online and maybe another 100 in single player. Hopefully I'll be able to get another Golden Uzi or maybe something even shinier this time.

I'll try to update more often although not promising anything cause life is hectic.

WE'RE BACK!!!

Yes it's true! Purple Cow has come back from our 7 month sabbatical!

A little update:

Satan and Avi are now in a band with Choni(The broomstick guy) and are rocking up the middle east. We will soon be uploading videos to youtube and some exclusive rare footage to Purple Cow!

School is a bitch and then you go to college where you consume so much marijuana that you forgot the horrors of the past 12 years. Studying for the graduation exams spans 3 years from 10th to 12th and hebrew grammar is evil(not like me).

I've reactivated posting comments so try to control yourselves with the political shit because we sure will. From now on this blog will be devoted mainly to our band with some occasional loving from Avi and I with a few ranting posts.

Our New Blog

Purple Cow has moved on to WordPress! We are now doing Movie and Game reviews. We will stay here on blogger for the next two months but then we are going to close it down. We had a good run and we hope you all tune in to purplecowreviews.wordpress.com

Chulloo

How you do?? I's Niiiice... right now I'm listening to Neil Young. He's very good. "Southern Maaan..." But I do like eggs. I had scrambled eggs for breakfast. they are good too. I never knew how to make scrambled eggs before this morning. I'm very glad I know how to know. It could prove to be useful one day. Like when I want to have eggs. Thats when it could be useful. When one wants to have eggs, knowing how to make them is definetly a plus as far as the egg-making is concerned. Although I dont know how to cook frogs. Purple frogs. I have a purple frog!!! I got it from the seder. But its purple with stripes... So maybe I do know how to cook them! The talent is probably buried in my subconcious somewhere that I don't feel like looking for. Anyhoo, I'm going to a concert tonight and I'm very excited. So I'm gonna go. That's All Folks!
guns and apples-
Avi

Johanna Strikes Back!

Well as I promised here is the post from our old friend Johanna.

"Dear Satan,
A few months ago you made fun of me saying that I misspelled Luxembourg. Well, I didn't. I really do live in a town in Germany called Luxenburg our main export is prostitutes of which I am one. Now I know the world's view on Prostitution is not that great but I must tell you that we are people too. Even if we sell our bodies for $5 a night, it doesn't mean we are soul-less over-paid sluts.

I would ask you to please in the future be kinder to prostitutes and people from Luxenburg."

Alright Johanna I'll do my best but no promises. By the by you do know that $5 a night does not make you an overpaid slut. It makes you a slutty whore who doesn't realize you can get $5 for a BJ...

Oh well I'm going to add Luxenburg to Google Maps, and my spell-check.

Until next time, I'll be waiting in hell for your eternal souls.

What Aboot Me?

Well on friday I got a e-mail saying that we were a bunch of racists for making fun of the Canadians. I would post it but it has too many swears even for this blog... But basically the person told me that not all Canadians say "About" in the way depicted in South Park. Well if that's how they say it in South Park then that must be the right way. Also I got a comment from an old friend which I will display in my next post. Alot of people want me to re-enable comments so that everyone can see them unfortunately alot of the comments you guys and gals post are not what I want appearing on my blog. For example most of you say nice things about the Palestinians. Let's get something straight the Palestinians are evil. Also most of you support Obama which tells me that most of you tripping on the Blue LSD from Woodstock. Now Blue LSD is bad in general but if it's 30+ years old then it would make you support terrorists for president.

Well let me give you a hint as to who the comment is from. She comes from Germany.

Joint post number two. AKA Banananananananas

This post was produced with the support of the "Speak Cleanly Campaign", Which was created one day at breakfast. Thank you very much, and remember- soap not shit!

Avi- I am LOrd of The BananAS!!! They are EvIl!!!!

Tzvi- Spell Check for word "Banananananananas" No Suggestions.

Avi- Well i've always said Spell Check is wrong. You know it was created by Canadiens right?

Tzvi- You obviously didn't Spell Check the word Canadians... Spell Check can't find anything wrong with this phrase: "Merry Hat A Whittle Wham It's Heir Was Wight Has Snow"

Avi- Eh say what? I think that Spell Check is aboot the worst thing ever created.

Tzvi- You Racest Basterd

Avi- You're Canadian in disguise!!! (Like Michael Jackson)

Tzvi- I've been saying for years(actually a year) that you're Michael Jackson in disguise.

Avi- Blanket! Come play! *holds child out window*

Tzvi- That episode was freaky, especially when they play "I Got Your Nose!" and Michael Jackson's nose falls off.

Avi- Mr. Jefferson's my freind. And you're stealing him away!!!! so Silence! I Keel YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Tzvi- You spelled friend wrong.

Avi- This post is over Soap-Heads.

Tzvi- You son of a windshield wiper!

Been too long.

It really has. Well a lot has been happening I've been slowly making progress to high school graduation. I got promoted in my clan, and tomorrow I'm going to Sderot to comfort children that have been orphaned by the brutal attacks on their city.

Even though it's a close one with Clinton and Obama I still think Hilary will win. Probably because she'll make them count the votes of the states that got ignored because they had the elections too early.

Well I gotta go I'm being deployed in 18 hours to the Eastern Caribbean Islands.

Joint Post

Today we are going to do a joint post.

Avi: Satan you suck for writing that about Obama! I think that he's a better candidate than Clinton Bitch... I like popcorn!!!!

Satan: Obama is a muslim which makes him a terrorist. Yes I'm a racist, suck it.
Popcorn rocks. Where's the bag?

Avi: I gave you the bag already stupid racist! I don't want to suck it, that doesn't sound too fun. Not all Muslims are terrorists, get help.

Satan: All terrorists are muslims... And now their's only the unpopped kernels and small white stuff...

Avi: I know, I think we should make some more popcorn. And screw this conversation, I know I'm liberal and you have zero tolerance for anything that doesn't fit your narrow wacked out mind, So let's talk about lightbulbs. Purple Lightbulbs. They are very tasty.

Satan: I can't think of a good comeback for the narrow minded thing... I know... Your mom... Something... Damn. I shoot purple lightbulbs... with my golden Uzi.... for breakfast.

Avi: Damn your golden Uzi. I'l eat it before your mom does. This post is finished Bitches!

Sorry

I'm sorry I haven't posted in awhile (Yay I broke my new years resolution already), but I have been cut down to 1 hour a day and I have been using that hour on trying to graduate in my clan.

Well it looks like Hilary Clinton is not going to be president of the United States of America... People just aren't ready for a female president. Meanwhile they're all voting for Barak Obama which makes no sense because he's practically a terrorist.

Happy New Year!

Happy 2008 everyone. I've been busy with my studies lately so no time to post, but my new years resolution is to try and post whenever I can. I appreciate all the nice comments I got for my post about my new years predicitions. Most of the people agreed with me, some had different opinions but everyone was nice.
I'm downloading Gears of War but it's a 100 part RAR file so it's gonna take me a while to get it, but it's worth the wait.

Once again, have a happy new year everyone.

no title cuz im too lazy to write one

banananananananananananananananananana!!!!!!! cream cheese!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!

happy

im very happy. i cant tell you why though. its a secret. but that thing about shooting toasters sounds downright evil in my opinion... who the hell would want to shoot a toaster??? they are like the best thing on gods groovy earth. but i got more bling than tzvi, all he has is an uzi. i have a gold lightbulb! in your face tzvi!

Avi has...

Around 5 seconds left to live before I hunt him down and kill him for dissing Call of duty 4. But Avi would appreciate that on some COD4 maps there is a toaster that you can shoot. Well I just finished my SMG challenges so now I have a golden Mini-Uzi, so you can't say I don't have bling bling. You all wish you were as cool as me. And if you don't well... There's no such thing as not wanting to be me.

toast

While Tzvi is doing his whole Call of duty 27 thing, which i don't really understand, i would like to point out one huge flaw in that game, and in most games too. There's no toast with peanut butter! That's horrible! i think that every game should have a toaster where you can make peanutb butter toast. I would certainly play more computer games if there was that option.... thats enuogh of my morning rant.
have a good one, men and boats.
Avi

Oh well.

Well I don't know how smart you guys are but as you may have noticed I've been making sure to post twice a day. While Avi has just been doing his own thing... Keep it up man. Now I'd like to talk about the army. The army rocks. There I'm done.

OK well I read somewhere that if you talk about Google on your blog you get alot more viewers. Well I already get 10,000+ hits per day thanks to all the advertising I do on blog search engines, so screw you Google you suck balls.

Completely Done

Well I finally managed to finish all my homework miraculously. And now I finally understand the material. Satan: 1 Hebrew Grammar: 0. I finished watching Evan Almighty, and the funny thing is, my grandfather had the original script for the movie at his house because the director was staying there while they filmed it, so I knew every word, but I had never seen the movie until now.

Challenge Buffing

I started Challenge Buffing with a Clan Member in cod4 but TSearch is really helping speed things up. Some of the challenges are crazy like, shoot a explosive weapon through a wall causing the enemies claymore to kill him, which in return caues a chain reaction of explosives.

Call of Duty 4 Killing Spree

Yesterday I got a 11 kill killing spree in COD4 making it the first time I ever got to use a chopper or an airstrike. I managed to kill all those snipers on the enemies turf and they were like dude how'd you get past our leet camping machine gunners, and I was like "I'm the frag king biatch, I just headshotted them all".

seroius

i dont know how to speel. im seroius. did you know i like tie die?