The Gay Wizard's Quote

Alright now as promised the quote.

"Dear Satan, if I may call you that. I was very offended by your post which made fun of wizards calling all male wizards gay. I am a wizard, I graduated top of my class in Harvard Wizarding School. Now I think your blog if very funny and it is the highlight of my day, so please just don't make fun of wizards anymore. Nicholas - AZ"

OK now normally I would take a plea like this under consideration, but I don't appreciate it when men call me dear, especially if they are gay wizards, so instead I will just make fun of your comment. First of all, you may not call me Satan, only my friends can call me that, you can call me Beelzebub. I don't care if you were offended, in fact I will now go on to make more posts offending gay wizards. What kind of psycho are you? That's not even funny saying you went to wizarding school, they have places for people like you, they are called mental institutions. Now the fact that my blog is the highlight of your day, I don't take compliment from that, you're a menace to society and having a crazy person worship my blog just freaks me out. Please go drown your self.

M14s and some flowers,
Satan.