Well a while ago some loser named Choni or something begged me to talk about brooms. Since I'm bored I will. But rather then talk about brooms I'ma focus on broomsticks. So why the hell do witches ride it? Is it because it's so perfectly shaped like male genetelia? Which leads to my next question... Why do wizards ride them? Do only gay wizards ride broomsticks? And if so does that mean all the wizards in harry potter are gay? Well that's too much to think about and I really couldn't give a second hoot about homosexual wizards.
So... on with the mindless rambling.
Damn I can't get the image of gay wizards out of my head... Ohh harry. Ohhhh ron. Crap...
well I probably freaked you out by now so I'm gonna sign off.
Wookie Bowcasters and daffodils,
Satan.
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