Sunday, November 26, 2006

U.S.A Day 13

Good evening y'all. On Friday I went shopping with my mother, we stopped at Gamespot and I got City of Villains, and a 60-day game card. Then we went to Ben&Jerry's and I got Mint Chocolate Chunk, and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, in a cone. Then we went to the super market and got a 12 pack of Doughnuts and a 12 pack of Coca-Cola (I like this more then I like me).

Now 10 minutes ago I just found out my grandmother was at Woodstock. If only I had known sooner...

Well I can't wait to get back to my high-speed Internet and super computer in Israel, too bad it's not for another 2 weeks... I friggin' hate macs!!! I also friggin' hate 56k internet!!!

Peace and Cow y'all!

Friday, November 17, 2006

I Like Eggs

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you know what really sucks?? matisyahu is playing a ton of shows on the east coast all thru september, but hes not playing any friggin shows in israel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that really bugs me. he hasnt been in israel since june. urrrrrrggggggghhhh. at least his new album is coming out soon. im gonna buy it the day it comes out for sure.

i hope u all liked the recipe. i thought it was pretty cool, just the idea of something called purple cow, thats not this blog and that annoying book by Seth Godin that takes up all the pages on google when you search Purple Cow. im not really into grapes though. i like toasters. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. you know whats a really good song?
"Man on The Moon", by R.E.M. i really like it.

i dont like annoying jewish music though like the crap that they were playing at this bar mitzvah i went to last night. it sucks.

anyway i gotta go to the library, and i just want to say MOOOOOOOPURPLEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOWOOOOOOOO

Peace and Cow ya'll
Avi

Thursday, November 16, 2006

U.S.A Day 1

Well I'm finally here in Charlottsville, Virginia writing my first post from america on a Mac. I friggin' hate macs!!! They are so not Purple.

Well, we spent 2 hours at Ben-Gurion airport before we boarded. We were very rushed the whole time because we had stopped at McDonalds and didn't even get past passport control. So we finally got on the plane and they were supposed to show The Devil Wears Prada but they didn't, Those @%#$*&!%. After I finished watching the Fast and the Furious 3 I tried to fall asleep since it's a 12 hour flight from Israel to New York, but I'm just too tall, so I couldn't get comfortable, so I didn't get any sleep the whole trip. When we got to JFK Airport we had 2 and a half hours to connect to Delta and take a connection to Richmond, Virginia. As luck would have it we thought we had all the time in the world, once we finally got to the airtrains to take us to Terminl 2, we got on the wrong one and ended up at terminal 5, we then quickly got off and borded the other train and finally got to the right stop. We then followed the signs to terminal 2 and it turns out we have to walk in the rain to the Delta building. By this point I'm starting to dislike Delta. once we finally go to terminal 2 they wouldn't let us in because it turns out terminal 2 is for Arrivals. We quickly ran in the rain again to Terminal 3 and got to check-in. We didn't know what to do so we had 1 person wait at the Domestic Kiosk to get our E-Tickets, and another person to wait at the counter to hand in our tickets so we could go through security and then board our plane. only 2 of the Kiosks were working 1 had a really long line and then other had these three 90-year olds trying to figure out how to work the computer. After a while we got to a Kiosk and tried getting our E-Tickets but for some reason only my parents could get theirs, it wouldn't let me and my siblings get ours. By Now I really don't like Delta. then we finally work out the tickets and go to check-in and then my dad mentions that I'm carrying a Lighter to the check-in lady and she says that they won't let me past security with a lighter, so she tells me to put my $50 Zippo in the garbage, so I took the lighter out of it's fancy case and put that in the garbage, and keep the case. By now I despise Delta more than I despise Vegeterians
We finally board the 20-meter long plane and get ready for take-off half an hour later the captains voice comes on the loudspeaker announcing: "Ladies and Gentleman, we are currently in line with 65 other planes waiting for take-off" Well you can only guess how I feel now. Luckily we were fourth in line and after 1 hour of waiting we finally take off. 1 hour of flying later we are told that we're going to land soon, so I say to myself Finally!
Suddenly, we have heavy turbulence and it takes one hour before we land in raging storms Richmond. We meet up with my grandfather and he drives us to his house in beautiful and sunny Charlottsiville where I'm stuck writing on a friggin' mac!!!
My uncle is going to come soon bringing with him the only three Red Hot Chili Peppers albums I don't have.

I reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllyyyyyyyy hate Delta!

Purple Cow Y'all!

~Tzvi

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Going to the States

I'm going to the states in 20 minutes and before I moo my way over to the airport I thought I'd talk a bit. I'll be going for 3 weeks. I'm going to Virginia and I'm gonna meet my uncle in Washington DC sometime in the middle of those 3 weeks.

I also was looking through a recipie book and guess what:

Purple Cows

Soften 2 Cups of Vanilla Ice-Cream by setting it out of the freezer while you're getting the other ingredients out.
Use a can-opener to open 1 6 ounce can of Frozen Grape Juice Concentrate. Use a rubber scraper to empty the can of concentrate into a blender container.
Measure 1 and a 1/2 cups of milk, and add to blender container.
Spoon the softend ice-cream into blender container.
Cover the blender. Blend till smooth.
Turn off the blender.
Serve at once.

Makes 4 servings (8 ounce)

Isn't that awesome that there are recipies promoting my second to favourite thing? My favourite thing is Me.

Well Peace and Cow y'all! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Day 2

Well, today is the second day of my blog. I may as well write something more about purple cows, after all thats the title of the blog... i don't really know why i'm into the phrase "purple cow", but i am, and thats that. i guess i just like the sound of it.

i really like Jimi Hendrix, i think he was probably the most influential, and best guitarist in the world.
im listening to a concert of his on this website "the concert vault" or something like that. its awesome.

maybe i should talk about myself. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im currently living in israel, i moved here 2 years ago, i really like music. especially 60's and 70's rock. i like pretty much anything except rap, country, and metal. i just dont see the point. either its just loud noise, some guy talking fast and swearing, or someone plinking around on a guitar.

i also like cooking. one of my favorite things to cook is pad thai. its like this stir-fry MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. (sorry about that. now back to the recipe)...dish with noodles, eggs, crushed chillies, garlic, carrots, bean sprouts, and a bunch of other stuff.

its really good.

anyway, im gonna sign off for now.

Peace and Love Ya'll
Avi. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

wassup?

i have ABSOLUTELY no idea what i should write, seeing as the only reason im writing this is cause my freind Tzvi wants me to... whatever. I guess i should write a little about purple cows seeing as thats sort of the title. pause for "no duh".

Tzvi's writing now...

Wassup world? Today I did absolutley nothing except dream about cows in runescape wearing rune armour, which is why they are purple!

Back to Avi.

As you can see, Tzvi's on drugs. (just joking)

Tzvi wants to sing something...

I was so high I could not recognize the purple burning in the cow and so I moo'ed some more!!! (Now he's on drugs)

Right now i'm listening to this Hendrix video of him live at Woodstock. It's pretty darn cool. I'll put up some links later.

Before I sign off Tzvi wants to say one more thing (In a drug induced stupor)

Yellow Green Orange Pink and Red are not good colors for my head. All I can see is PURUPLUE!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tzvi is on a mixture of Kool-Aid and Coca-Cola. Not drugs. (like Uncle Duke)

I put some awesome music on my computer last night.
i Put hendrix @ woodstock, this Dylan collection, RHCP, another hendrix cd(Yes I worship Hendrix... MOOOOOOOOOOOO) , and two Pink Floyd cd's. as my dad would say, in other words some old fart's dream. lol

Tzvi likes Nickelback, Fort Minor, and P.O.D (MOOOOPURPLEOOOOOOOOOOOCOW)

anywaaaaaaaaaaaay, i'm gonna sign off for tonight.

Peace and Love ya'll
Avi. (and tzvi. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO )