Chulloo

How you do?? I's Niiiice... right now I'm listening to Neil Young. He's very good. "Southern Maaan..." But I do like eggs. I had scrambled eggs for breakfast. they are good too. I never knew how to make scrambled eggs before this morning. I'm very glad I know how to know. It could prove to be useful one day. Like when I want to have eggs. Thats when it could be useful. When one wants to have eggs, knowing how to make them is definetly a plus as far as the egg-making is concerned. Although I dont know how to cook frogs. Purple frogs. I have a purple frog!!! I got it from the seder. But its purple with stripes... So maybe I do know how to cook them! The talent is probably buried in my subconcious somewhere that I don't feel like looking for. Anyhoo, I'm going to a concert tonight and I'm very excited. So I'm gonna go. That's All Folks!
guns and apples-
Avi

Johanna Strikes Back!

Well as I promised here is the post from our old friend Johanna.

"Dear Satan,
A few months ago you made fun of me saying that I misspelled Luxembourg. Well, I didn't. I really do live in a town in Germany called Luxenburg our main export is prostitutes of which I am one. Now I know the world's view on Prostitution is not that great but I must tell you that we are people too. Even if we sell our bodies for $5 a night, it doesn't mean we are soul-less over-paid sluts.

I would ask you to please in the future be kinder to prostitutes and people from Luxenburg."

Alright Johanna I'll do my best but no promises. By the by you do know that $5 a night does not make you an overpaid slut. It makes you a slutty whore who doesn't realize you can get $5 for a BJ...

Oh well I'm going to add Luxenburg to Google Maps, and my spell-check.

Until next time, I'll be waiting in hell for your eternal souls.

What Aboot Me?

Well on friday I got a e-mail saying that we were a bunch of racists for making fun of the Canadians. I would post it but it has too many swears even for this blog... But basically the person told me that not all Canadians say "About" in the way depicted in South Park. Well if that's how they say it in South Park then that must be the right way. Also I got a comment from an old friend which I will display in my next post. Alot of people want me to re-enable comments so that everyone can see them unfortunately alot of the comments you guys and gals post are not what I want appearing on my blog. For example most of you say nice things about the Palestinians. Let's get something straight the Palestinians are evil. Also most of you support Obama which tells me that most of you tripping on the Blue LSD from Woodstock. Now Blue LSD is bad in general but if it's 30+ years old then it would make you support terrorists for president.

Well let me give you a hint as to who the comment is from. She comes from Germany.