happy

im very happy. i cant tell you why though. its a secret. but that thing about shooting toasters sounds downright evil in my opinion... who the hell would want to shoot a toaster??? they are like the best thing on gods groovy earth. but i got more bling than tzvi, all he has is an uzi. i have a gold lightbulb! in your face tzvi!

Avi has...

Around 5 seconds left to live before I hunt him down and kill him for dissing Call of duty 4. But Avi would appreciate that on some COD4 maps there is a toaster that you can shoot. Well I just finished my SMG challenges so now I have a golden Mini-Uzi, so you can't say I don't have bling bling. You all wish you were as cool as me. And if you don't well... There's no such thing as not wanting to be me.

toast

While Tzvi is doing his whole Call of duty 27 thing, which i don't really understand, i would like to point out one huge flaw in that game, and in most games too. There's no toast with peanut butter! That's horrible! i think that every game should have a toaster where you can make peanutb butter toast. I would certainly play more computer games if there was that option.... thats enuogh of my morning rant.
have a good one, men and boats.
Avi

Oh well.

Well I don't know how smart you guys are but as you may have noticed I've been making sure to post twice a day. While Avi has just been doing his own thing... Keep it up man. Now I'd like to talk about the army. The army rocks. There I'm done.

OK well I read somewhere that if you talk about Google on your blog you get alot more viewers. Well I already get 10,000+ hits per day thanks to all the advertising I do on blog search engines, so screw you Google you suck balls.

Completely Done

Well I finally managed to finish all my homework miraculously. And now I finally understand the material. Satan: 1 Hebrew Grammar: 0. I finished watching Evan Almighty, and the funny thing is, my grandfather had the original script for the movie at his house because the director was staying there while they filmed it, so I knew every word, but I had never seen the movie until now.

Challenge Buffing

I started Challenge Buffing with a Clan Member in cod4 but TSearch is really helping speed things up. Some of the challenges are crazy like, shoot a explosive weapon through a wall causing the enemies claymore to kill him, which in return caues a chain reaction of explosives.

Call of Duty 4 Killing Spree

Yesterday I got a 11 kill killing spree in COD4 making it the first time I ever got to use a chopper or an airstrike. I managed to kill all those snipers on the enemies turf and they were like dude how'd you get past our leet camping machine gunners, and I was like "I'm the frag king biatch, I just headshotted them all".

seroius

i dont know how to speel. im seroius. did you know i like tie die?

Funniest Video Ever

This very well may be the funniest video ever.

WARNING!: Contains alot of censored nudity.

Penny Arcade

Here's a cool website that's all about gaming and it has some really funny free comics.
Penny Arcade

And now a few blogs that caught my eye.

Google Blog This blog is the official Google Blog, if you're into that kind of stuff.

Best Blog Ever This one is the second to best blog ever, Purple Cow being the first.

The New Year

As the year 2007 slowly dies, 2008 is fast approaching. Now alot of new great things are going to be happening. I'm starting Basic Training in my Military Realism clan. The new Nvidia 8800 GT is coming out. Google is gonna release a couple hundred more widgets, and it's gonna buy a couple hundred more startup websites.

Here are a few of my prophecies for the new year:

The U.S elections will be between former New York Mayor Giuliani, and Senator Hilary Clinton. Hilary will win by a landslide and will be the first ever female president of the united states of america.

I will be grounded many times for no reason.

Israel is gonna give away alot of land to the Palestinians but we will take it all back plus some in 2010.

And here are a few more cool blogs:

Blog of Randomness This guy is pretty random but not as random as us.

The Real Linda This chick is a friend of the Blog of Randomness guy. they're both from london also, why are Londoners so random?

Found a few cool blogs.

Ultimate Randomness This one is about some american kid who likes TV and mustard, it's really funny.

Warwick Blog This one will keep you up to date with the latest stuff worth looking at on the web.

Random Thoughtsss This is some guy from london that does pretty much what we do.

brooms

Once i ate a banana!!!!!!!!!! ladedadedadedadedadeda!!!!!!!!!!!!!! banana banana banana! sheep! coruscant! star wars! listen to me! apple pie! shower! bread! toshiba! bruce springsteen! suzzane vega! napoleon dynamite! aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! strudel!!!!!~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!! do you like eggs? i like eggs! toothpaste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yayayayayayayayayayayay i love you luxemberg girl by the way but im not interested... sorry....
guns and peaches!
avi

Wow...

Well 20 minutes after Avi finally came back to the blog and posted I got 32 comments of people saying how glad they were that he finally came back. I'm not gonna read 'em cuz sum of them are really sick. Maybe I'll read one...

"AVI YOU CAME BACK TO ME BABY, I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES AVI, RAVISH ME!!!" - Johanna, Luxenburg.

OK all I have to say to this is: You spelled luxemburg wrong bitch.

Banananananananananas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The Bananas are taking over the world!!!!!!!!!! they want to kill us!!!!!!!!!!! The only way to protect yourselves from the evil Bananas is to spray paint them purple before they reach you!!!!!!!!!!! Heed my words children of Bob!!!!!!!!! they will kill us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guns and bananas
Avi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great Day

Well this is turning out to be a really great day. After I found a development team for my MMORPG who are willing to work for free, I got accepted to a very prestigious Call of Duty 4 clan, sadly basic training isn't until January.

New MMO

I have found a developement team and we have begun work on a new MMORPG it's name I will not yet release. We have just started so I will post our progress here. The end result could be a few years from now so don't get your hopes up.

Blog Directory list

Here I will post the links for blog directories to upgrade our rank.

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The Gay Wizard's Quote

Alright now as promised the quote.

"Dear Satan, if I may call you that. I was very offended by your post which made fun of wizards calling all male wizards gay. I am a wizard, I graduated top of my class in Harvard Wizarding School. Now I think your blog if very funny and it is the highlight of my day, so please just don't make fun of wizards anymore. Nicholas - AZ"

OK now normally I would take a plea like this under consideration, but I don't appreciate it when men call me dear, especially if they are gay wizards, so instead I will just make fun of your comment. First of all, you may not call me Satan, only my friends can call me that, you can call me Beelzebub. I don't care if you were offended, in fact I will now go on to make more posts offending gay wizards. What kind of psycho are you? That's not even funny saying you went to wizarding school, they have places for people like you, they are called mental institutions. Now the fact that my blog is the highlight of your day, I don't take compliment from that, you're a menace to society and having a crazy person worship my blog just freaks me out. Please go drown your self.

M14s and some flowers,
Satan.

Had a few minutes.

I have a few minutes so I decided to update the blog. I have a grammar lesson soon for my high school graduation exams. I totally didn't do any of the homework and I've got a sore throat, a headache, and a cold. But I couldn't cancel my lesson so I'm totally screwed. I've gotten alot of comments on my gay wizard post and most of them were just people saying how funny it was, but I got one from some gay guy in Arizona who thought he was a wizard, so I'll show you his comment on my next post, and I'll tell you what I think of it.

A short update

I fixed the problem I was having with call of duty 4. Won my 400th game of chess. Started a new podcast which I will not with you losers.

I'd just like to talk about comments for a second, the reason there are so few is because I setup comments to be forwarded to my e-mail and then deleted from the blog. So if your comment doesn't appear, don't worry I got it. OK last week I got a comment asking why we are so low on google search even though we have done a keyword boost. Well it's because we had the same keyword so many times in a row that we got sent to the bottom for too many false hits. I mean we got like a million hits of businessmen searching the word margin.

How Labels work.

I thought that I would tell you guys how labels work. And if you already know how they work I'm just making this post to upgrade my google rank. Now if you really want to have a popular blog, you gotta have people get to you through google. I've done the research and very few people actually browse blogs through blogger. Those of you who do need to get a life. Now if I want to be popular on google I go to http://tools.seobook.com/general/best-keywords/index.php
Type in the name of my website and make it look for the top ten keywords. Now these usually have nothing to do with your website, but that's okay, they soon will. So after it tells you what the top ten words are for your website, it will also give you a number. Now you need to put that word on to your blog more times then that number. So for example it told me: Margin - 35. I need to make it appear on my blog 36+ times for example: Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin Margin. Now it also told me the word Padding - 29. So I need to type it in 30+ times. For example: Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding Padding.

I'm gonna also type in the other eight words.

Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog.

Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font Font.

Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color Color.

Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line Line.

Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top.

Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple.

Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post.

Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment Comment.

You see? Simple as that. Now I just publish this post and press Determine Google Position, and viola I'm higher ranking.

MP44s and Roses,
Satan.

Special Request

Well a while ago some loser named Choni or something begged me to talk about brooms. Since I'm bored I will. But rather then talk about brooms I'ma focus on broomsticks. So why the hell do witches ride it? Is it because it's so perfectly shaped like male genetelia? Which leads to my next question... Why do wizards ride them? Do only gay wizards ride broomsticks? And if so does that mean all the wizards in harry potter are gay? Well that's too much to think about and I really couldn't give a second hoot about homosexual wizards.

So... on with the mindless rambling.

Damn I can't get the image of gay wizards out of my head... Ohh harry. Ohhhh ron. Crap...
well I probably freaked you out by now so I'm gonna sign off.

Wookie Bowcasters and daffodils,
Satan.

Scrubs

Scrubs rocks. If anyone knows where I can watch the new one - 707 My Bad Too. I'd be greatly indebted. Also from now on I will be signing off with a automatic weapon and a flower. Many of you have sent me emails why I call my self Purple Satan Cow. Well the truth is the first letters of those words are initials for what I am. P S C. Purple Satan Cow. Capice?

P90 Submachine Guns and Daisies,
Satan.

Been a while.

1 year and 3 days exact. Alot is new, but I'm still addicted to coca~cola. Been saving up my dough for a few computer upgrades. Avi got a really cool new laptop. I like eggs. We started hanging out with Gadiel again. Me and him decided to be hippies. We're uncovering a conspiracy every 63 seconds. My whole family is vegan now. Both my hard disks broke and I should be getting the replacements some time this week. Everyone should check out www.purepwnage.com it's a really cool site. It's pronounced Pure-Ownage. We're back into Runescape and doing really well, we're expecting to make our second million in the next two days. I'll update tomorrow.

AK-47s and tulips,
Satan